Parwaaz's blog

Hello, Stranger. I'm Parwaaz, and this is one of my few blogs. Here you'll find my liberal views, things to ponder about, fancy pictures and reblogs from me other blogs.
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hasturtheunimpressive:

that-angry-guy:

Ahem-Ahem. 

This is my favorite one of these.

I’m planning to make more such instead of those sadistic ones xD Let’s hope my funny bone works xD

hasturtheunimpressive:

that-angry-guy:

Ahem-Ahem. 

This is my favorite one of these.

I’m planning to make more such instead of those sadistic ones xD Let’s hope my funny bone works xD

hasturtheunimpressive:

istillcryforfred:

hasturtheunimpressive:

that-angry-guy:

hasturtheunimpressive:

that-angry-guy:

“Lannister or Stark, what difference? Viserys used to call them the Usurper’s dogs. If a child is set upon by a pack of hounds, does it matter which one tears out his throat? All the dogs are just as guilty. The guilt …”

Get your shit together, Dany! 

Parwaaz, you dare defy the rightful Dragon Queen? Let Dogs and Cats fight while the Dragon’s look on and burn the remainder.

Play the Game of thrones, I don’t mind. 
Make wrong decisions about Meereen, I still didn’t say anything.
Ignored Ser Barristan, I still contained my wrath. 
Locked the dragons up, I still controlled myself.
Hid my remote control, I almost snapped. 

But, I lost it when she said bad things about Ned Stark :( xD 

OOOH I feel like this could end up spoiling Dance for me. I still don’t mind Ned Stark hate though. He was the Patriarch of the House of Bad Decisions
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Wait, you haven’t read the books? If so, I’m so sorry, I’ll try not to spoil anything.

Well, yeah, that might be him. But, he wasn’t a bad guy, Dany should at least listen to Selmy who tried to tell her what really was up.

I haven’t gotten to Dance yet. I’m halfway through Feast.

Feast is kind of boring, except for the Iron Born parts a someone else. No problem, finish it. I finished the first part of Dance with Dragons last night. Starting Part 2 today :D

hasturtheunimpressive:

that-angry-guy:

hasturtheunimpressive:

that-angry-guy:

“Lannister or Stark, what difference? Viserys used to call them the Usurper’s dogs. If a child is set upon by a pack of hounds, does it matter which one tears out his throat? All the dogs are just as guilty. The guilt …”

Get your shit together, Dany! 

Parwaaz, you dare defy the rightful Dragon Queen? Let Dogs and Cats fight while the Dragon’s look on and burn the remainder.

Play the Game of thrones, I don’t mind. 
Make wrong decisions about Meereen, I still didn’t say anything.
Ignored Ser Barristan, I still contained my wrath. 
Locked the dragons up, I still controlled myself.
Hid my remote control, I almost snapped. 

But, I lost it when she said bad things about Ned Stark :( xD 

OOOH I feel like this could end up spoiling Dance for me. I still don’t mind Ned Stark hate though. He was the Patriarch of the House of Bad Decisions
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Wait, you haven’t read the books? If so, I’m so sorry, I’ll try not to spoil anything.

Well, yeah, that might be him. But, he wasn’t a bad guy, Dany should at least listen to Selmy who tried to tell her what really was up.

thedoctor50522:

that-angry-guy:

Bride’s maid’s expressions remain unchanged xD 

Im surprised that this section of dialogue hasn’t brought a shit ton of hate with it

I’m just glad people love Sherlock enough to not spoil it with religion based hatred, or may be he spoke it so fast that nobody noticed it xD 

January 6th

Hi, I’m Devon Mosby. I’m twenty-six, five foot eleven inches, and athletic. I like soccer and I’m one of the few survivors of Zombie Apocalypse 2014, or as my brother told me, ZA2K14. I’m from San Diego, California, but moved to New York in 2010 to start up my business, then I came to India in 2013 for some time.

I came to India in July to promote my software M-Bankster, a software that would help people transfer money electronically. First I went to Mumbai, the industrial capital of this country, but I was advised to start from smaller markets, I had choices between Ahmedabad and Indore, I chose Ahmedabad.

India is a flourish market and if I could have launched my product here, successfully, I would have had a good foundation for my corporation. Little did I know. January 3rd, radioactive zombies started walking the earth and infecting people.

Now, I’m stuck inside my house and have been advised not to leave. Lucky for me I rented this studio apartment last month, and now the landlord is dead. I shopped for ample provisions a couple of days ago, and I think I might survive a couple of weeks. Depends how much I consume. Thanks to municipal corporations, they sealed the water plants and set them to automatic before abandoning them, so the water still runs the tap, but I have stored some anyway.

I’ve always been a writer, so instead of making a video blog, I decided to write a text blog while I’m stuck here. Text data loads quickly and anyone can access it quicker than videos. Also, I have a lot of time to waste, so might keep myself busy with long posts, though, I’m trying not spend all my internet data so, I’m using is cautiously.

It’s been roughly few days since I last updated about the problem going on with the nuclear zombies. Turns out they were a bigger threat than we thought them to be. It all started last month on a lower level and half of the world population has fallen prey to the undead now.

I had a call from my brother Nicholas last night, he told me the world has fallen. Nik is my adopted brother, he’s African-American, or black if you wanna put it that way. The words have always seem to escape, since he’s not African, he’s 100% American, yet I have to call him ‘African-America.’ Although he calls me ‘Nigga’ and I do the same, it’s a brotherly thing and no stereotypes or racism come between us. He’s seven years older than me and my role-model. After collecting his PhD in micro-biology, he went to join the Air force, an odd choice I thought it was at that time, but now it seems he made a right one.

 These creatures are being researched on, all they have concluded so far is that zombies are strong, but not strong enough to smash through buildings, or may they still haven’t tried that yet, they can run, if they knew how to swim before they turned they can swim, same goes with rock climber zombies. Nik told me the dead poses the qualities of their living selves and have gained some few new. The worst part is, they are not our resident evil zombies or Walking dead walkers. They are radioactive, you come into close contact with them and you’ll be infected, it just takes a couple of seconds, and you are turned by next few hours.

Roads are a chaos, people tried to escape, but zombies were faster than their cars. I have seen uncountable car wrecks on the highway from my apartment window. Now the six lane road is so much crowded by crashed cars that there’s no activity left. Two days ago, a trucker tried to pave his way through the wreck, only to be attacked by some biters and falling prey to them.

Nik told they eat any meat they can get, but as soon as it starts to rot (turn into a zombie) they leave. When a radioactive creature is over you biting through your guts, radioactive exposure is too much to turn you within a minute or two. That’s the reasons, there are so many zombies out there, and hunting for fresh prey. Animals have turned too. Although to a relief, it’s only limited to mammals, reptiles die from the exposure and do birds. Bats would have been a great threat, but they are nowhere to be found. On 27th of December, a huge Bat migration was noted all over the world. How big? They covered the whole sky over Cairo, turning day into night.

Nicholas called me on December 29, telling me not to go out for New Year’s celebrations and collect provision. I questioned him, but he advised me not to and told me it is code red. So, I did as he told me, bought some booze from a five star hotel. Booze is illegal in this state, though you can get permitted booze if you have a permit or a foreign passport, and then there are always the bootleggers.

I celebrated my new year’s eve with beer and Jasmine, an English girl I met at local KFC. She’s been working here at a call center, we met in August. Being the only two white people in the room, I decided to talk to her, we talked, shared a meal, and became friends.

She had plans with her Indian colleagues on the New Year’s Eve, but decided to abandon them for me. We drank, kissed, fucked and slept. It started all innocent, but the booze took over, and before I realized we took it too further. I called Silvia and decided to tell her after Jasmine left the next day. She broke up with me over Skype. I didn’t wanted to do this, but loneliness, beer and a bottle of Jack got the best of me. I shouldn’t have done it, I’m sorry Silvia, and you too Jasmine. Now, I can’t contact either of them their phones are dead.

Nicholas was alarmed when he called last, the American government is calling troops back from everywhere in the world. They are all being tested in radioactive cells and the ones who pass are being sent to war fleets, same goes with every other Army on the planet. If Nik is right, nineteen of the twenty-one biggest warships on the planet are heading towards Brazil.

It seems leaders have abandoned us commoners, I saw Obama’s speech yesterday on TV. He asked Americans “not to panic, stay safe and inside the houses, help is coming.” I called few of my pals back in New Jersey, only Chance and Kate answered, and no help has reached them yet, nor to anyone else the States. Same goes with India, Indian Prime minister made the same statements, but it’s a chaos on the streets.

TV is still running, re-runs, fresh episodes, News channels though seem to be going back in the 50s. There are no live footages from the roads, they seem to be telecasting from the studios. All singing the same tale to stay calm and inside your houses.

Nik warned me not be a hero or try to escape, it’d be no good. Looking at the conditions, I don’t think I have much chance to leave either. Although, yesterday I had a call from my neighbor Ranveer. He’s six feet tall and athletic, he helped me shopping the provisions and took my advice and has stocked provisions for himself as well. It’s the two of us and two families in the whole building, others are out there and no one has returned.

As he tells me, there’s a Rolls-Royce showroom a couple of miles away from here. They have a Phantom and a Ghost on display. He says, if we could start those cars we might have a chance to barge into an estate west from here, the owner might have a chopper docked. When I asked him why a Rolls-Royce, he said Royce people don’t believe in aerodynamics, so they make cars with heavy engines and strong bodies, according to him the paint on the cars is “anti-radiation paint” and the glasses are strong too. The chassis might survive rough driving, as well.

I asked him how sure was he about the chopper and he said fifty percent, but assured me if we couldn’t find a chopper there, we can always return to our apartment building and lock the door again or run for the airport, which is 30 miles away from here. Plan seems crazy and I’m not up for it ‘cause of what Nik advised me. But, it might work, ‘cause if the main roads are jammed full of wrecked or abandoned cars, the roads inside are free to have a derby. Thanks to a huge lot of foolish people who thought it’d be a great idea to make it from the main roads.

 It seems too much heroic and stupid. I told him if he could get some weapons, we might try but otherwise it was a no. Nik told me zombies won’t die with bullets, you can set them afire, though. I asked him they might burst, right since they are radioactive, he said they just burn but one could do better to stay away from the smoke as it might contain the infection. Ranveer decided to go down and steal gasoline from all the cars in the parking lot, now we have twenty gallons gasoline, two gallons of diesel and he has thirty Molotov cocktails ready.

Sooner or later, I’ll have to move, I might eat like a beggar and might survive for a month. But, once I’ve exhausted everything, what will happen then? I’ll have to choose to die of hunger, or die of radiation. Either way, I’m dying. All my life I have been quite dull, boring and calm. If I’m dying, I’m going out with a bang. During normal days, it might sound all crazy, but when you know you are about to die, crazy thoughts cover your head and you wanna do craz—

As I was composing this post, I had a call from my dad… my mother didn’t make it.

1st January, 2014.

It’s the new year, world’s a huge party. Everyone forgot what happened last month. On 7th of December, Sun released a minor solar flare, nothing to be alarmed about, but everything to be alarmed about. The flare hit the planet and there was a blackout for a few seconds through out the earth. I stumbled upon the news and discovered the solar flare hit the nuclear reactors hard, especially the one’s in Africa.

NUR reactor in Algeria got the worst of it when the flares reacted with nuclear material, even down below, something went wrong. The radiation turned out to be too much to handle for the people around. UN has sealed off the site and 50 kilometer of radius too, reasons unknown. What’s more annoying is that, no one wants the news to go out, may be it’s a meltdown going on in there, may be something else. Journalists aren’t allowed anywhere near the perimeter sealed of with a giant dome of some metal. UN heads don’t wanna talk about it.

It bugs me, but there’s something about it that’s not right. Or may be I was just thinking too much, or that’s what I thought until I came across something last week. The UN soldiers who went in never returned, may be they are dead, or so was it considered. Until General Barryman Olsen came out walking. He bit his fellow soldiers and they started acting weird, it seemed something like rabies. General and his victims were acting like, may be zombies? Whatever it may be but the situation was taken care of when the infected people were Euthanised and the site of NUR reactor was “taken care of.”

A Problem averted. Until they figured out, Doel Nuclear Power Station in Belgium was acting the same way but the problem had gone out of hands, the whole facility got infected and same is going on around 60 nuclear facilities. May be it’s a Zombie outbreak, I just hope it doesn’t turns out to be like The Walking dead or Resident Evil. That’d mean an end to everything, I’m not done living, I don’t wanna lose my girlfriend, my crush since past 3 years, we’re madly in love, so if some mad scientist is reading this, take care of it.

wereallpeoplehere:

istillcryforfred:

wereallpeoplehere:

istillcryforfred:

wereallpeoplehere:

thehoundking:

istillcryforfred:

thehoundking:

that-angry-guy:

Sansa Stark through the years! 

the fact that OP is male explains everything about this post.

What’s that got to do with anything here? You think Sam’s funnier than Dean? Or you think Mila Kunis isn’t hot? Or are you in favor that Tyrion is a vile little Dwarf who’d fuck a little girl? 

Sansa is almost one of my favorite, and you are a sexist little cunt, I give you that!

Are Sam and Dean the guys from Supernatural? Never watched it, sorry.

Mila Kunis is hot but she’s not my favorite girl crush, sorry.

And having read the books, yes I do think Tyrion is a vile, vile man. Certainly not worthy of the sainthood that fandom bestows upon him.

And LOL using cunt as an insult and then saying I’m the sexist one.

 

Tfw you see someone almost exactly quoting the books to back up their point.

@thehoundking

You missed out a lot. 
Okay, good. 

I’ve read half into The feast of Crows, well, killing Tywin Lannister isn’t something bad that I’d crown Tyrion so bad for. As for A dance of the Dragons, I’m yet to read that. I’ll give a comeback, on this point, when I’m done with it :P

I think people generally object to the brutal murder of Shae and then deliberately trying to hurt Jaime. Plus, Tyrion’s behaviour is less than exemplary: sure, he didn’t rape Sansa, but that doesn’t get brownie points, and he did make her strip naked and then exposed her, a child, to his naked form. The fact alone that he even considered going ahead with the consummation is pretty disgusting.

Yes, of course you’re a “sexist little cunt” ‘cause you’re the one who started this battle of sexes over this little jape. How is that? What part of me being a guy derogates this post, this little joke on the vast internet?

I’m pretty sure that what thehoundking was trying to get at was the fact that you see this kind of behaviour (victim blaming, failure to read the text properly) far more often in males than females because of the sexist nature of today’s society. Plus, the fact that there’s other stuff going on doesn’t negate the fact that what you’ve done is shitty.

Sansa was once stupid, that’s undeniable, Cersei always thought she was stupid. Other stuff is made up, where the hell am I being misogynist in this fucking post? 

Sansa was once twelve, you illiterate douche. And yes, Cersei thought she was less than intelligent - that’s not funny, that’s sad and led to a host of horrors being done to an innocent child. The fact that you think it’s funny to make light of a horrible, horrible situation that occurs to a young girl is pretty unpleasant, and arguably sexist: going through your blog, I can’t see many posts mocking Theon, even though he’s in a comparable situation.

@wereallpeoplehere:

Well, that was just a way of saying something, like saying you’re an overreacting-nosey-little-cunt wouldn’t be entirely wrong, now would it be? :P

PS. that-angry-guy is my profile, but I forgot to shift there while reblogging, also I don’t wanna mess that blog with reposts. I hope you bear with it. Thought I’d mention it already before some accuses me of being something else, for something I have no clue about :P

Hahahahahah, you said it again! How hilarious! Lord forbid I get involved in an argument concerning a topic I’m interested in and that one of my mutual follows is taking part in.

It is freedom of speech that gives you right say whatever the fuck you want, that’s what I did. 

Look, I understand that Sansa was once twelve, I’m done with that fact, in fact I’ve grown to like her recently. But, what’s so offensive about making jokes? It’s not even a living person I mocked? 

Thehoundking started this shit, I never wanted any part of it. It was supposed to be an innocent joke, but y’all come around and tell me I’m sexist and I should delete my blog and god forbids what? All that over a little joke? That’s very “Joffrey” of you all.

Out 7 Billion people I might be anything BUT a sexist, if everyone, posting ill things about, can’t get that down your arrogant little throats y’all can rot in hell for all I care.

As for that Theon part, I’ve written many things favoring women, pointing out how men aren’t the holiest gender out there, you did not pay heed to read that, did you? You just went on a hunt to locate if I’ve made a dick joke about that fool Theon Greyjoy? You know who does this? People who wanna attack people for no reason. Shall I go through your blog and use your words against you? Would that be fair? 

I don’t run a Game of thrones blog, I like the Saga so I make jokes about it. I don’t disrespect women or wage wars over the internet. It’s your POV that’s flawed. 

As for Tyrion part, Shae was a whore, Tyrion gave her love and that whore did her job, sided to the part that offered more gold, even though killing someone ‘cause they betrayed you and fucked your father is not right, but as the theme of the Saga is, it’s not something that you can color him guilty for, again, Tyrion is a fictional character, so you don’t get to say ill against me for a fictional story. 

It’s a series based on medieval times, when vile things weren’t accounted as they are now. Tyrion lannister could have raped Sansa, but he did not. If you have a little sense, stop overreacting over little things and see for yourself. Next you’ll tell me Cersei is a kind woman ‘cause she never raped anyone or made them strip naked. Grow up.

And the fact that you still haven’t figured out that I’m deliberately calling you that indicated that you’re not only nosey and overreacting, but you’re also a foolish cunt. 

And Queeninthenorth & Yarnless, you two need to learn to read & understand instead of declaring your stupidity over the internet. 

Now that I think of it, Sansa Stark isn’t the one who’s stupid, this lot here is STUPID!

If you’re gonna blow things out of proportion for such a little thing, I can just wish you luck for the things life is gonna kick you fools for.

And what did you say, mutual friend. So that’s what this is about. One fine day little miss hound gets offended and when she’s answered to, she decides she’ll call her banners and wage a war over the internet. “Bash that person, I tell you.” she said, “No matter what the point was, retort him, make him feel bad, tell him ill things for all I care.” 

If that’s the thing, then I don’t want anything to do with this folly, y’all Sesame street buddies can leave me alone, at once. 

Having read your entire rambling, incoherent statement, I’m not even gonna try to rebut it. Because rational argument requires a rational component.

So, you ran out of comebacks, eh? Good, now leave me alone!